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neuenschwander 

Neuenschwander is the most epic last name ever. It means athletic and sexier than all.
G1: look at that Neuenschwander, I want him so bad.

G2: No he's mine back off

(Fight will soon break out)

neutrensive 

a state of being neither offensive or defensive in a variety of situations, e.g. sports, cocktail party converstations, etc.
Wow, I really liked that guy. He was so neutrensive in such a heated debate about which is the better phone: iPhone or Android.
the opposite of hooters. smaalll titties.
you dont have hooters! you got neuters!
neuters by robbyrobby May 22, 2007
german for nut sack.
I fucked that bitch so hard mine nutensack is on fire
nutensack by Nutensack July 17, 2006

Herr neuenstein 

A big ass with a fucking big beard and a swc
Herr neuenstein dumb

Tyler neuens

Tyler Neuens is a good guy he excels in finger painting. He is bad at stuff like fishing and video games, especially Fortnite, siege, and Rocket League. Overall Tyler (TJ) is a good guy with a passion for finger painting and loves doing it on his free time.
Tyler Neuens is a great finger-panting.
Tyler neuens by Oaisjsj July 8, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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