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Netcoholic

someone who is addicted to the internet and who spends countless numbers of hours surfing the net aimlessly.
you : man, I see you online 24/7.
me : yeah, I'm netcoholic. take me out to a free dinner?
Netcoholic by 3eggs January 30, 2009

Newcoolboys 

Feared and notorious black-hat hacker, ominously brilliant and malevolent, widely renowned and held in high esteem among the underground community.
"Watch out its Newcoolboys! He hacked my linux server using SSH!"
Newcoolboys by Da Badussy User January 19, 2023

NotCoolNoah 

Not Cool Noah is a youtuber who dissects various popular memes. Noah Halloran is the man behind the meme. He owns a great discord with amazing members like link. Noah Halloran is related to the popular tiktok star Dadeshow. Noah in his free time is a photographer and owns a macbook pro.
"dude i love NotCoolNoah"

"same"
NotCoolNoah by LinkTheChad February 25, 2020

NotCoolMax

The best StickyMC staff member, way better than Euie

NotCoolMax hates Liverpool FC
NotCoolMax is the coolest person in the world!
NotCoolMax by PeopelPOwer May 5, 2022

notcoolnoah 

He is a YouTube who makes videos based off of memes and internet trends
NotCoolNoah: *posts video*
Me: I wonder what it is!
Video: How to conduct a vibe check
Me: N I C E
notcoolnoah by Haedkcid November 19, 2019

newcoolgamer200 

The best minecraft player in the world!
newcoolgamer200 is insane at minecraft
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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