Nescafe Handshake 

Almost certainly originates from a TV coffee advert of the 70s/80s starring Gareth Hunt. He holds several coffee beans in a half-clenched fist then shakes them in a way reminiscent of a hand job. The relationship with Gareth Hunt is further strengthened since he was a considered to be a bit of a wanker.

She gave me a Nescafe Handshake

Nescafe Handshake by pilonor January 17, 2009

Nescambryeg 

The pleasing coolness found on the underside of your pillow in the middle of the night. Usually found by turning the pillow over

It was so hot last night my silk panties were all sweaty but I was much relieved by the feeling of Nescambryeg on my nappy head

Nescambryeg by hotSasha June 4, 2007

NESCAC 

short for New England Small College Athlectic Association

A athletic Association formed in 1971 that is made up of eleven highly selective liberal arts colleges and universities that share a similar philosophy for intercollegiate athletics. The Conference was created out of a concern for the direction of intercollegiate athletic programs, and remains committed to keeping a proper perspective on the role of sport in higher education.

Colleges that Belong to NESCAC
Amherst College, Williams Colege, Wesleyan University
Bates College, Colby College, Hamilton College, Middlebury College, Trinity College and Tufts University Connecticut College

Amherst College had to play Bates College to win the NESCAC Men's Basketball Championship.

NESCAC by ????^_^???? October 7, 2006

Nescafé

when one farts in another's coffee, replaces the lid and coaxes the victim to drink.

Upon tasting a foul reek in his coffee, Gary discovered he was the victim of a most heinous Nescafé.

Nescafé by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003

Nescafé Handshake

Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.

The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.

Nescafé Handshake by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005

Nescafe bean shaker 

British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)

You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"

Nescafe bean shaker by Clintos May 25, 2007

nescactic

somewhat bum-like. okay?!?!?

The nescactic hobo caught the train to St. Louis.

nescactic by kitamo Febb January 7, 2006