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nerdsex

Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.
I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!

Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
mugGet the nerdsexmug.

tarzan

To "do a tarzan" means to masturbate.
Damn that bitch is hot! I gotta go do a Tarzan, I can't think staight!
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
mugGet the tarzanmug.

nerdcuddle

Discussing nerdy topics just after engaging in them with the person(s) one engaged in them with, for example discussing a sci-fi movie one has just watched or a game or Warhammer 40K one has just played.
Just like regular people cuddle after sex, nerds (who traditionally don't have sex) discuss after their equalent of sex (games and sci-fi).
Nerd 1: "That sure was an exciting game of Warhammer! Do you wish to nerdcuddle now?"
Nerd 2: "Dude I told you to stop calling it that..."
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
mugGet the nerdcuddlemug.

fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.
Sometimes one exlaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.
Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
mugGet the fingerbangmug.

blowbo

A blowjob from a hobo. According to Penny Arcade, usually available outside 7-11s late at night.
Hey, homeless person! Here's five bucks for a blowbo, cm'ere!
by Apfelstrudel October 24, 2008
mugGet the blowbomug.

nerdporn

Science fiction. Stems from the fact that most nerds crave science fiction as much as most other people crave sex. Related to nerdsex. However, unlike that word it's not the nerd equalent of porn as nerds watch regular porn.
Nerd 1: "Wanna watch some nerdporn?"
Nerd 2: "Only if we can discuss every detail of it for hours afterwards!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
mugGet the nerdpornmug.

dia psalma

A swedish punk/metal band with folk influences that no one outside of Sweden has ever heard of, and that too few people even in Sweden know about. Which is a shame because they are one of the BEST BANDS THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!
Guy1: "What are you listening to?"
Guy2: "Dia Psalma!"
Guy1: "Who?!"
*Guy2 to punches Guy1 in the face and kicks him in the balls*
Guy2: "YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY TO HEAR THEIR NAME BEING MENTIONED YOU QUEERBAIT!!!"
by Apfelstrudel October 17, 2006
mugGet the dia psalmamug.

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