A nightmare in which a person, specifically a nerdy person, forgets some of their nerd knowledge, such as a complicated math equation or a video game cheat.

Eddy dreamed that he forgot half the elements in the periodic table. What a nerdmare!

Nerdmare by xBayD August 2, 2009

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nerdmance

a romance between two nerds

He proposed to his girlfriend in a Mario suite and jumped up to get the ring out of a question mark box. He's a nerd and she's a nerd. That is what we call a nerdmance, ladies and gentleman.

nerdmance by RBWordNerd May 18, 2011

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neriman

God.

God is usually used for Neriman since they really are good. This word 'Neriman' is a magical word that could be used in every situation.

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nerdmenclature

The set of terms used by nerds in order to communicate with one another. Nerds will often become upset or enraged when these terms are misused.

Dude: There is no way my rear shields can withstand a curry attack today.
Nerd: They are called "aft shields." Get your nerdmenclature straight, dude!

nerdmenclature by SirHangDangly September 6, 2010

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Nerdyant64

The Best Littlebigplanet youtuber who you should subscribe to because it's free. You should also follow him on twitter, and lbp union! You should also sub to his friends Turecross321, FareenTheGamer, betusch, and bob.

He is a ladies man, and all the girls love him. That's totally the truth, not a lie at all.
He makes a lbp video almost every day, this means, he obviously has a thriving social life.

He makes pretty f*cking average videos wherever he voiceovers gameplay with a cheap ass mic and a f*cking sh*tty camera from his mac. He edits with only the most cutting edge software: Imovie. He voiceovers other people's gameplay and talks about news. He's pretty average, but compared to some of that sh*t on youtuber, he looks good in comparison.

Also, follow sackboy on twitter, because he told you too.

Nerdyant64 is a relatively decent lbp youtuber!

Nerdyant64 by Nerdyant64 May 8, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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