Nerd Sex

Having sex with lots of wires.

" i had banging nerd sex last night"
" we used a john west computer mouse last night"

by LittleJade July 25, 2009

Nerd Sex

When two Nerds hold hands or cuddle

"are they going out?"

"No, they're just having nerd sex"

by COOLGUYYANO February 10, 2012

sex nerd

A sex educator. A sex positive person with extensive knowledge who is open about sexuality and has a career educating others. Sex nerds include Violet Blue, Dan Savage, Annie Sprinkle, Audacia Ray, Dr. Ruth and others. Sex nerds publish in print, blogs, old and new media, give talks, seminars, etc.

SN: I can't decide what I want to write my next book about.
EG: What are you thinking?
SN: Either 'Sexy Conflict Resolution' or '101 Greatest Analingus Techniques.' Then again, I've always wanted to do a photo book on condom package design over the years.
EG: You're such a sex nerd.

by happystudent March 29, 2009

nerd sexting

Text messages having a sexual tone, but for nerds. a nerd sexting conversation would include, for example, innuendos utilizing math, science, proper grammar, emoticons, and good vocab words.

*during a nerd sexting session* Baby, my boobs are not asymptotes. ;)

by icanhassoul March 27, 2010

Nerd Sexy

1) A delusion held by women that all a man needs to be a nerd is a pair of glasses and a science fiction movie.

Greg is so Nerd Sexy, he turned on 2001 a Space Odyssey but we just made out the whole time.

by archaevist January 25, 2012

sexually ambiguous nerd

A nerd who dates both sexes

Dan Howell is such a sexually ambiguous nerd

by Morglynn August 18, 2017

nerdsex

Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.

I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!

Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006