Skip to main content
Those stupid lights barryboys attach the the underside and interior of their cars.
Fuck only knows why.
I'm off to Halfords to buy some neons.
Have you seen my new neons? Wikkid!
neons by barryboys admin girlie September 26, 2005
Words you can keep
Neon haired leftists that partake in cultural Marxism in name of equality. The default setting isn't good enough so they choose to be one of the other 9,000 genders.
Dude, these neons keep getting triggered and keep tagging anti-male pages on everyone's posts.
Neons by Kris Kros September 5, 2020

neons.org 

-Bandwagon "tuners" that think since one some people like certain parts, said parts are right for everybody.

-Sausage fest

-The short bus.
The n00b signed onto neons.org with a simple question and got flamed because his intake wasn't an iceman.
neons.org by cbass December 19, 2004

riding neons 

A phrase that makes one's homosexuality blatenly obvious.
"Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip....then my buddy and I had gratuitous butt sex in the back seat."

riding neons by olzoot December 11, 2008

riding neons 

To be riding in a car equipped with neon lights on the rims or undercarriage of the car.
Last weekend we rolled around town riding neons on my new whip.
riding neons by KsPhiKapBJ August 17, 2006
Word of the Day on December 13, 2006

riding neons 

A person with no actual knowledge of cars. Synonym: douchebag
Hey Erik look at that douchebag riding neons!
riding neons by Joemamahey December 10, 2008

Secret Neons 

On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.
Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!
Secret Neons by NewFissy November 7, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
Next