halfords 

A car accessories shop which is almost wholly responsible for the boom in barry culture and the creation of barryboys.
They sell 'Ripspeed' which is bolt on crap - barrys convince themselves it makes their car look good, innit but in reality, it looks shite.
Also known as Halfrauds.

Mate, are we going to Halfords to buy some blinging neons?
There's a krooz down at Halfords tonight, are you coming?
Halfords have a wikkid new spoiler in stock, i'm going to buy one with my dole money.

halfords by barryboys admin girlie September 26, 2005

halfords 

a bike shop legendry for its crap bikes which would have gone bankrupt years ago if not for its mildly successive car department whixh is mostly occupied by chavs buying neons for their ford focus.

the bike department mostly employs high school drop outs who cant even spell bike and think they are the sex because they can wheely on their saracen x-ray. if you are planning to buy a bike from halfords take a tool kit with you because there is a 95% chance that at least one part will fall off on the way home.
if you want to ern yourself minimum wage, can name at least 2 parts of a bike and have a highschool education then you are way overqualified to work at halfords.

person with a basic knowlage of bikes: why are your forks on backwards?
retard who bought his bike from halfords: na man shut up halfords did it so its supposed 2 be like that init
person with basic knowlage of bikes: halfords did it? need i say more?

halfords by Chav Hunter1 August 7, 2006

halfords 

a shop employing only retards with minimal background knowlage and paying minimum wage

" im getting a job at halfords so that in 40 years ill be able to afford that ford focus "

halfords by Chav Hunter1 August 7, 2006

halfords 

Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!

Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.

halfords by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006

Halfords Hero 

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.

"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"

Halfords Hero by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Halfords whip 

Instagram: @Bristzs

Dan: Ugh have you seen that Halfords whip?
Reece: Yeah Mush, dirtiest thing I've seen since last night.

Halfords whip by Admindan February 18, 2018

Rob Halford 

The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said

Rob Halford is the Metal God

Rob Halford by Kelly April 21, 2005