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Nelinda is a unique ass bitch who likes to smoke even tho her dumbass is antisocial. She shy asf at first but once you get to know this guera she is funny, weird, chill, lazy and more dumb shit like telling chisme to her friends. She a bad bitch when she wants to be, she curves a lot of dudes, and guys who didn’t like her before be begging for her attention. If you tell her to do something like to smoke more or drink more she will and more other things too. But find yourself a nelinda because that bitch will stick by your side no matter what decision you make.
Friend: take another hit Neli
Nelinda: Fuck it
Friend: Das right bitch
nelinda by Danksguera September 9, 2019
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Nelinda in the toilet 

Nelinda in the toilet is a meme made by a group of teenagers through quarantine.
It began when a girl named Nelinda went into the bathroom and filmed a video of going there, at the time she was also talking to her internet boyfriend she has never seen before. In the group we began asking who is in the toilet Nelinda showed in the video. One of us said that Nelinda was in it and the others joined in, that's how Nelinda in the toilet was created.
With time our group made a story of how Nelinda ended in the toilet. Her internet boyfriend dressed up as Foxy the pirate fox from Five nights at Freddy's and flushed her down the toilet, then in a moment of regret he flushed himself down the toilet too. Tho Nelinda wasn't flushed into some dirty drain she was flushed down into a circus who's manager was another "friend" of us. She joined the circus as the clown and worked her way up to be the leader of the clown, then the ringleader and then the manager of the circus instant of our friend.
Jacob: Have you heard about the new meme named Nelinda in the toilet?
Derek: No I haven't, tell me about it.
When your friend tries to say never mind but mumbles and says "Nemind"
Guy1: "hey have you seen the game?"
Guy2: "what game?"
Guy1"Nemind"
Nemind by ParlseyIsQueer87 June 4, 2021
The definition of Nemindu can be simplified as mid. This person would create a playlist named (redacted)>>>everyone else. He would also be the type of person to vape in his cousins party and brag about it. Futhermore, Nemindu the type of person would date only people from his nationality. Adding on to this Nemindu is renowned for his "L basketball career" which may have a lasting effect on his worth in the market (iykyky) as well as his ability to pick (iykykyk)
In my eyes, Nemindu cannot pull as he benefits of his friend (redacted) to find mid people. Many people may believe its his shit hair, no rights/privileges and shitty investments that may not allow him to pull. People who think its only one of these items are brain dead, as it is everyone of them.
His catchphrases that may hear are:
"I dont condone this" "Kill your self" "Na he a lad" "fam" "SIMPLETON" and my personal favourite , "I'm not fat, I'm just overweight"
To conclude, the definition of Nemindu is... an L
"Oh.. look its the kid who vapes, Nemindu..."

"Who asked? Anyways lets look at Austin get numbers off little kids."

"Yea Nemindu irrelvant, Austin better"

Nemindver 

A word invented by Mike17gr when he misspelled “Nvm”
“Nmv forget what I said” - Mike17gr
And thus started the word “Nemindver”
Nemindver by Beniu1305 July 9, 2023
Brown guy that studies all the time and is the typical guy you go to ask for homework solutions. He is short but funny. Wears glasses like all other brown nerds. Want's to be doctor because he's brown.
person 1: I got this friend called Nemindu
person 2: let me guess, he's the smartest guy in your class
person 1: yes
Nemindu by goosesmileyface March 12, 2024
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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