Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ParlseyIsQueer87

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

Merch

A word that describes something that is way out of your knowledge

guy1: do you know what a parley is?
guy2: no that sounds like a 'Paraphrasilonitionalacativitiysticaltonaljernologicaloose'

Merch

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up

guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!"
guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"

Merch

Just a better way of saying 'a lot'

"that's alot of food Michael"

Merch

When your friend tries to say never mind but mumbles and says "Nemind"

Guy1: "hey have you seen the game?"
Guy2: "what game?"
Guy1"Nemind"

Merch