Parsley Smite

A really gay guy that for some reason won't shut the fuck up
guy1: yo "Tyler is being a real 'Parsley Smite' right now!" guy2: "I know right? such a Parsley Smite!"
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 02, 2022
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A word that describes something that is way out of your knowledge
guy1: do you know what a parley is? guy2: no that sounds like a 'Paraphrasilonitionalacativitiysticaltonaljernologicaloose'
by ParlseyIsQueer87 October 30, 2022
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Nemind

When your friend tries to say never mind but mumbles and says "Nemind"
Guy1: "hey have you seen the game?" Guy2: "what game?" Guy1"Nemind"
by ParlseyIsQueer87 June 05, 2021
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Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US! Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 28, 2023
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Alot

"that's alot of food Michael"
by ParlseyIsQueer87 June 05, 2021
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