Nelms

Heir of "Dairy Queen"

Mr. Nelms is in charge of stirring the slushies, with his nasty smelling, green ouzzing, crab infested,itching genitalia.

by WFH56 January 31, 2003

A Nelmes

where one can't physically stop making jokes with a group of people.

oh my god pete was on fire last nite he pulled a nelmes all night long

by joe_90 September 25, 2007

ed nelms

famous in uganda for songs about solar panels. known for walking in flip flops.

gee ed nelms is so cool

by cheezburgur72 May 30, 2011

Tim Nelms

One who has both masculine and feminine features, yet is still seen as attractive by one or more sex.

Perfect rack. Perfect balls. Perfect Tim Nelms.

by Jesus Hitler Christ March 16, 2004

Tim Nelms

Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; the son of God

1.) capitalized: the supreme or ultimate reality: as a : a Being perfect in power, wisdom, and attractiveness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe and laws of inertia.

2.) a spindly, hedonistic male of the ultimate offense: as a : one who follows Hitler and his societal codes.

A young, pubescent male was glancing admiringly in Tim Nelms direction; nodding knowingly, he proceeded into the restroom. Having emerged an hour later, the young man limping, I glared upon fixedly as Tim Nelms muttered several kind, gentle words to the boy; the boy, his being restored, refrained from limping and continued to his next class, rubbing his behind softly.

by A Fascist April 16, 2005

Tim Nelms

An attractive hermaphrodite

Penis, breasts, Tim Nelms

by Pat March 16, 2004

nelme

Nelme is the type of girl that your mother will love but is a beast in the sack. She always has to be right and wil do anything to get her way. She can also take big sips at a time if you know what I mean.

"Screw your girlfriend, get yourself a Nelme! She'll swallow anything and everything!"

by Deegdaddy0711 August 25, 2019