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nelsoned by walt kershner March 27, 2008
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Nelsoned
When a guy takes a fondling glove, jacks his partner off, and then uses the cum as lube and fists either the partner's ass, with the glove still on.
Nelsoned by Robert Bradford December 22, 2010
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Willy Nelsoned
When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you
Bonus points if he has dreads.
Bonus points if he has dreads.
“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”
Willy Nelsoned by Melodybun666 May 26, 2022
Liam Neesoned
.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.
Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"
Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."
Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."
Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
Liam Neesoned by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
liam nessoned it
To completely bad-ass something and completely dominate, To completly clear a room and kill everyone quickly. to kill everyone in a game by only using a sidearm and knife
liam nessoned it by savage mf December 28, 2016
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