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Flocon De Neige
This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021
Related Words
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NEIGEINEGNNEINGENI@N!@UOasdfya6sdf7hasndf by DICKWARIO July 19, 2021
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Neige
The act of being a bad ass person. Neige is beautiful on the inside and is smoking hot on the outside. Neige has an amazing personality and always lights up a room when she walks in to it. Neige is a simple person at loves the small things in life.
Neige by kenny aka the hulk November 30, 2010
Neige
"Wow man, way to neige me like that."
"I should have know that neigeing son of a bitch would have stabbed me in the back"
"Ow, my back hurts, i must have just been Neiged"
"I'm not even funny, Neige"
"Neige bitches, get money"
"I should have know that neigeing son of a bitch would have stabbed me in the back"
"Ow, my back hurts, i must have just been Neiged"
"I'm not even funny, Neige"
"Neige bitches, get money"
Neige by James Loop February 6, 2008
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