A negative smark. Someone who considers themselves to be a smarter mark (ie. smark), but continuously trashes and whines about the current state of professional wrestling. They are never satisfied with the current product and usually contradict themselves by wishing for something, then immediately turning on the idea, storyline and/or feud as quickly as it happens.
Example 1.
Negmark: "WWE was better in the late 90's with Dx. I wished they'd bring them back".
*WWE brings back Dx as of June 2006*
Negmark: "OMG I can not believe they brought back Dx; How stupid. WWE sucks and are running out of ideas."
Example 2.
Negmark: "I wish SmackDown would get better. It's soooo boring and predictable."
*SmackDown spoilers appear online Tueday night, stupid Negmark reads them instead of awaiting the show to air on Friday and for once, not know who will win prior to watching the program.*
Negmark: "WWE was better in the late 90's with Dx. I wished they'd bring them back".
*WWE brings back Dx as of June 2006*
Negmark: "OMG I can not believe they brought back Dx; How stupid. WWE sucks and are running out of ideas."
Example 2.
Negmark: "I wish SmackDown would get better. It's soooo boring and predictable."
*SmackDown spoilers appear online Tueday night, stupid Negmark reads them instead of awaiting the show to air on Friday and for once, not know who will win prior to watching the program.*
by TLANOS September 9, 2008
Get the Negmark mug.A negative smark. Someone who considers themselves to be a smarter mark (ie. smark), but continuously trashes and whines about the current state of professional wrestling. They are never satisfied with the current product and usually contradict themselves by wishing for something, then immediately turning on the idea, storyline and/or feud as quickly as it happens.
Example 1.
Negmark: "WWE was better in the late 90's with Dx. I wished they'd bring them back".
*WWE brings back Dx as of June 2006*
Negmark: "OMG I can not believe they brought back Dx; How stupid. WWE sucks and are running out of ideas."
Example 2.
Negmark: "I wish SmackDown would get better. It's soooo boring and predictable."
*SmackDown spoilers appear online Tueday night, stupid Negmark reads them instead of awaiting the show to air on Friday and for once, not know who will win prior to watching the program.*
Negmark: "WWE was better in the late 90's with Dx. I wished they'd bring them back".
*WWE brings back Dx as of June 2006*
Negmark: "OMG I can not believe they brought back Dx; How stupid. WWE sucks and are running out of ideas."
Example 2.
Negmark: "I wish SmackDown would get better. It's soooo boring and predictable."
*SmackDown spoilers appear online Tueday night, stupid Negmark reads them instead of awaiting the show to air on Friday and for once, not know who will win prior to watching the program.*
by TLANOS September 12, 2008
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Get the guy neimark mug.A town located in Ontario, Canada which was founded by Quaker settlers in 1801. Name originates from the mills that were built to supply the local residents, becoming the 'new market' as opposed to Toronto, which was the 'old market'.
Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
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DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"
DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."
DB 1: "And...."
DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."
DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."
DB 1: "And...."
DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."
DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
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