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A negative smark. Someone who considers themselves to be a smarter mark (ie. smark), but continuously trashes and whines about the current state of professional wrestling. They are never satisfied with the current product and usually contradict themselves by wishing for something, then immediately turning on the idea, storyline and/or feud as quickly as it happens.
Example 1.

Negmark: "WWE was better in the late 90's with Dx. I wished they'd bring them back".
*WWE brings back Dx as of June 2006*
Negmark: "OMG I can not believe they brought back Dx; How stupid. WWE sucks and are running out of ideas."

Example 2.

Negmark: "I wish SmackDown would get better. It's soooo boring and predictable."
*SmackDown spoilers appear online Tueday night, stupid Negmark reads them instead of awaiting the show to air on Friday and for once, not know who will win prior to watching the program.*
Negmark by TLANOS September 9, 2008
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A negative smark. Someone who considers themselves to be a smarter mark (ie. smark), but continuously trashes and whines about the current state of professional wrestling. They are never satisfied with the current product and usually contradict themselves by wishing for something, then immediately turning on the idea, storyline and/or feud as quickly as it happens.
Example 1.

Negmark: "WWE was better in the late 90's with Dx. I wished they'd bring them back".
*WWE brings back Dx as of June 2006*
Negmark: "OMG I can not believe they brought back Dx; How stupid. WWE sucks and are running out of ideas."

Example 2.

Negmark: "I wish SmackDown would get better. It's soooo boring and predictable."
*SmackDown spoilers appear online Tueday night, stupid Negmark reads them instead of awaiting the show to air on Friday and for once, not know who will win prior to watching the program.*
Negmark by TLANOS September 12, 2008

guy neimark 

A person who is submissive and breedable.
wow that guy is such a guy neimark, he is so submissive
guy neimark by yahlizuk March 14, 2022

newmarket 

A town located in Ontario, Canada which was founded by Quaker settlers in 1801. Name originates from the mills that were built to supply the local residents, becoming the 'new market' as opposed to Toronto, which was the 'old market'.

Newmarket is not a bedroom community as many people think. Newmarket has plenty of attractions, sights, and is rich in history.
Hometown Newmarket, who you got huh?
newmarket by 2dFx February 10, 2005

newmarket ditch 

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"
age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro
newmarket ditch by Geovan April 13, 2008

Newmarket 

Town Famed for Horse racing. Full of vertically challenged would be jockeys bred from the towns limited gene pool. Many are gambling alcoholics and try and pick fights with people who are twice their height.
im going to the races in newmarket
Newmarket by ozwold November 25, 2004

Newmarket Jambalaya 

Typically occurs when a girl is going down on you, and she inadvertently gags while sucking on your balls. While gagging, her gag reflex causes her to regurgitate and throw up on your package as you cum; and in the process, cannot stop cumming during ejaculation.
DB 1: "So what happened last night with that Biddy you took home from Libby's?"

DB 2: "Well, she started polishing my knob, then started going off on my plumbs."

DB 1: "And...."

DB 2: "...and I basically ended up with the ole' Newmarket Jambalaya......."

DB 1: "Oh Shit!. Hey man, same thing happened to me last week. No harm done."
Newmarket Jambalaya by Hession April 20, 2011
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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