Nefinitely 

Contraction between "Never" and "Definitely". To provide an absolute, definitive NO.

When Amy asked Johnathan out on a date Friday night, he Answered "Nefinitely not."

Nefinitely by Ronin1 March 26, 2011

definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.

Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?

definitely maybe by FuZ February 3, 2005

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait 

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke

guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait by capythany April 28, 2023

definitely

The correct way to spell the oft misused DEFINATELY.
Note that "finite" appear in the word, stresing the "limits" that the definition below implies.

having distinct or certain limits
free of all ambiguity, uncertainty, or obscurity <demanded a definite answer> b : UNQUESTIONABLE, DECIDED <the quarterback was a definite hero today>

def·i·nite·ly adverb

People should definitely pay more attention to proper spelling and grammar.

definitely by starx March 8, 2005

definitely probably 

Adjective. Used to describe something you believe to be absolute fact but then reneg on your convictions half way through the phrase to cover your own ass.

That is definitely probably Parker Posey over there.

definitely probably by nfes July 18, 2007

definitely

The hardest fucking word to spell in the English language.

Holy shit I can't believe Nick spelled "definitely" with two Z's and a U, what an idiot!

definitely by Metal Frosty January 17, 2009

Oh Definitely! 

Said when something is too awesome for all other words or word phrases. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or a verb. When you say it, you must exclaim it in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice. If you use it wrong, you're dumb.

The opposite is Oh Never! Which is used when you are describing or reacting to something that is terrible or something that you would never do.

Noun: "She's an Oh Definitely!"
Verb: "I would Oh Definitely her!"
Adjective: "That girl is so Oh definitely!"
Or simply: "OH DEFINITELY!!"

Oh Definitely! by Big D Magic June 25, 2010