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noctovision 

television, in the vernacular of the modern gentleman.
"For every splendid drinking house, there will be nightclubs, chain pubs, and hell-holes showing football on noctovision, which are all to be avoided."
noctovision by the chap November 11, 2008
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NegroVision 

Describing a movie that has made its way to the internet via a digital camera in a theater. Often a cell phone digital camera.
Guy 1: "Let's watch Zombieland."
Guy 2: "You have it on your computer?"
Guy 1: "In full NegroVision!"
NegroVision by LordPomposity October 24, 2009

NetsVision 

A pompus jerk who posts on the NJ.com Nets forum. He's a cheerleader for any news on the Nets and claims that he's never wrong. Josh Boone is the Next KG...Mikki Moore will bring us the NBA title are some of his recent claims. This POS is hated by all other posters. Also has a love affair with Jason Collins and is the leader of the Kool-Aid Brigade. Is referred as NoVision by most other posters for his lack of vision on Nets related issues.
NetsVision says Jason Collins is the MVP of the Nets and worth every penny he makes.

Get lost NoVision you chumpstain.
NetsVision by Preller August 25, 2006

netivision 

Got so tired of television, decided to move to netivision
netivision by m to the y October 12, 2017

NegroVision 

Watching TV and ALL the TV ads contain negros, when they only comprise 1 in 7 in America. Makes you feel a little "crowded."
I was watching NegroVision last night & I couldn't avoid seeing negros on TV even when watching old 1960s reruns.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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