Naughtycal

A conjugal visit between the sea and sex.

In the middle of the Atlantic, a mermaid climbed aboard the seafaring vessel and demanded to see the captain’s log. When he showed it to her the seamen exploded into frenzy. Oh, the tales of naughtycal voyages.

by CoolGuyRandall March 1, 2011

Naughtycal

Someone who has an excessive amount of aquatic themed tattoos, and is also good in bed.

Frankee manley is so naughtycal.

by Jordan Jane December 21, 2007

naughtytasking

The fine art of looking at naughty email attachments, especially semi-nude pictures of models, while working on financial statements and other important things. Scholars believe the origin was lost in translation, but maintain it originated somewhere around New Zealand.

Person A: "Did you hear about the banker that was caught naughtytasking on live TV?"

Person B: "Yea, the only thing he's helping people save are those Miranda Kerr pictures."

by VF_PixelWorks February 4, 2010

naughtycop

a virgin stripper, usually a walking contradiction, a person who is chaste but often whips out unbecoming jokes and statements

"that chick is always making dirty jokes in Bible class, shes a friggin naughtycop"

"that guy is so cool and nice! but he always has something offensive to say about boobs. what a naughtycop"

by koddy kad November 8, 2011

Naughtica

A brand of clothes for naughty people

I'mma go to Macy's and pick up some Naughtica jeans

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

naughtical

When you misbehave on a body of water, or a ship. Also when a seaman misbehaves.

Look at that bloke stealing that yacht, that's so naughtical.

by barrintus14 April 17, 2014

Naughtyating

When a couple talks of their sexcapades ad nauseam.

I'm glad they are happy but I'm tired of their naughtyating bragging.

by Rahlind May 25, 2018