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Naturebate

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).

Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."

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