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National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year
I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

National text a thick redhead day 

If you send this to a thick redhead she has to send a picture of her cake

National Timmy Thicc Day 

National Timmy Thicc day is March 5th every year. We will celebrate our savior Timmy Thicc for he is the almighty thicc boi
You celebrate how thicc timmy is on national Timmy thicc day

National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

National Aaron Is Thicc Day 

A day made for all the thicc Aaron's in the world. On this day, you moan as loudly as you can and clap your ass cheeks together until a lil Indian in a hellcat shows up to race you.
Me: Hey Aaron, what are you doing for National Aaron is Thicc Day?

Aaron: Nun much but waiting for my Srt69 to beat Ashmiths Hellcat

National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.