October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
A day made for all the thicc Aaron's in the world. On this day, you moan as loudly as you can and clap your ass cheeks together until a lil Indian in a hellcat shows up to race you.
Me: Hey Aaron, what are you doing for National Aaron is ThiccDay?
Aaron: Nun much but waiting for my Srt69 to beat Ashmiths Hellcat
October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.