National 5

It is a demanding and difficult qualification part of the controversial SQA curriculum of excellence, that has lead to several depressed Scottish teenages, whose futures have been essentially been 'fucked up ' by it.

Jimmy committed suicide as the requirements of the national 5 grade were too tiresome and unachievable

by justanothernobodyxoxo April 24, 2014

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

national 0.5 day

national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.

“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”

by smoochi December 8, 2022

National 0.5 day

National 0.5 day is a day to be twerked on and take a 0.5

Friend: it’s National 0.5 day let me twerk on you and take a 0.5

by National 0.5 day October 3, 2023

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

by gayfigger November 20, 2022

5 March(Girls National Day)

If you are a girl then it’s your fucking day and you are just so incredible,beautiful and amazing💗Everyone loves you

Are you going to celebrate 5 March(Girls National Day)?

by clara🥵🥺🤡🤠 October 17, 2019

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day

Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021