Narutosis

An uncommon condition in which a naruto fan gets addicted to the TV show Naruto, It usually gets worser day by day to the point trying to convert someone into a narutard by force. A narutard is a person who has narutosis. It is caused by an abnormal mutations of naruto fans cells.

DUDE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE NARUTOSIS

Narutard : DATTEBAYO!

Narutosis by SamuelSang July 1, 2021

narutosexual 

1. The exclusive sexual attraction to Uzumaki Naruto from the popular Japanese anime and manga, "Naruto," and nothing/no one else.

2. The exclusive sexual attraction to narutomaki, a Japanese fish cake (kamaboko) topping on Japanese noodles, such as ramen.

Example (#1) Uchiha Sasuke

Someone: "Hey, Sasuke, are you gay? Girls drools all over you, yet you simply ignore them."

Sasuke: "Nah, dude. I'm narutosexual."

Example (#2)

Person A: "Wow, that narutomaki fish cake looks hot."
Person B: "Bro, are you like, narutosexual?"

narutosexual by kireibishoujo November 9, 2017

Narcosis

Becoming unconscious/asleep because of the effects of a narcotic/opioid drug.

Joe: Damn Jim, took 20mgs of Morphine last night and 5 minutes later I was out for 8 hours.
Jim: You had narcosis Joe. Taper the dose down to 15mg, you should be okay then.

Narcosis by Rocker007 April 5, 2009

Narutoism 

Similar to Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome, in which the opponent will bend to the beliefs of Uzumaki Naruto, regardless of what

Nagato: My village has always been the battleground for other village skirmishes!

Naruto: Believe in me and the way of Narutoism, I'll change it!

Nagato: ...Okay, you convinced me!

Konan: WTF?! So we spent the last (insert amount of time) doing this and you're gonna change on us now? Bitchassness!

Narutoism by Ashura Leingod January 1, 2010

narutos_baka

Tiktok star and official wife of Ed sheeran since February 30th, which was the same day Ed proposed while they were out piss fishing. Narutos_baka started their career as a lonely ganyu simp in a misunderstood world, they were #broken and emo so to cure their feelings, they set off into a unicorn poop wonderland where they created and became president of Walmart. Narutos_baka now lives with her beloved husband in Minnesota.

@narutos_baka is such a silly goose!

narutos_baka by zaintiago June 20, 2021

narutos_ramen.bowl 

the newer version of narutos_baka. they are a very wholesome and sweet soul loved by thousands. he’s inlove with naruto and is a nge fan. since their divorce with ed sheeran, narutos_ramen.bowl moved to new york city in hopes of becoming the next Leonardo da Vinci. with no money or job, that was not possible for them. they worked as a subway worker for 4 years the one day, while coming back home, they fell into the Rakotzbrück ocean where they met dora the explorer. they became business partners and are now raising cows in their farm.

narutos_ramen.bowl is such a cool and funny person!

narutos_ramen.bowl by zaintiago October 20, 2021

postphagotory narcosis 

That really tired, lazy feeling one gets after stuffing oneself on food. From: post, meaning after; phag; meaning eat; and narco, meaning sleep.

Duuuuuuuuude, Thanksgiving was soooo great, but I can't friggin' move... I got postphagotory narcosis!

postphagotory narcosis by TinDefacto March 14, 2010