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Narutoism 

Similar to Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome, in which the opponent will bend to the beliefs of Uzumaki Naruto, regardless of what
Nagato: My village has always been the battleground for other village skirmishes!

Naruto: Believe in me and the way of Narutoism, I'll change it!

Nagato: ...Okay, you convinced me!

Konan: WTF?! So we spent the last (insert amount of time) doing this and you're gonna change on us now? Bitchassness!
Narutoism by Ashura Leingod January 1, 2010
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Nagitoism 

Nagitoism is a newly made religion. It is a branch of Hopeism and our main lord is Nagito Komaeda. Nagitoism believes that nothing can overcome hope and we shall always stay hopeful for a better world. We, Nagitoists, follow our Lords words and strive for a hopeful world, simply put - worshipping him.

Hope Mass is every Friday at 6pm.
The statuses in Nagitoism are:
Hope always stays first.
Nagito, the God.
Gundham Tanaka as the Holy Spirit
Monokuma as the son of Nagitoism
Hajime Hinata, the Pope
Saints - Ibuki, Rantaro, Chiaki
Nagitoists
People from Hell aka Despair - Kokichi (Satan), Byakuya and Junko

Nagitoism supports BLM, LGBTQ+ rights, dismantiment of the patriarchy, ACAB, trans rights and progresivness.
Our religous symbols are - a four leaf clover (basically a cross for Nagitoism) and a ladybug landing on you is a sign of lord wishing you Hope.
Instead of ˝amen˝ it is Hope.
Watching the edit at least 3 times a day is our ritual.
Our 10 commandments are:
The 10 Commandments of Nagitoism

1. Thou shall believe in Hope
2. Thou shall respect other beliefs and religions
3. Thou shall not belive in Despair
4. Thou shall speak by the word of Lord
5. Thou shall honor your siblings of Nagitoism
6. Thou shall be loyal to Lord Nagito
7. Thou shall not follow Satans words and lie
8. Thou shall not envy elses Hope
9. Thou shall not destroy elses Hope
10. Thou shall bring Hope into the World

May Hope be with you.
My religion is Nagitoism, therefore I am a Nagitoist!
Nagitoism by FellowNagitoist November 3, 2020

Nagitoism 

The religion worshipping Nagito Komaeda and believes hope is the way of light.
Person A: What religion are you apart of?
Person B: Oh, I'm apart of Nagitoism.
Nagitoism by Merlin is Merlin November 3, 2020

Nagitoism 

The act of worshipping Nagito. It's normally protraied in arts that 99% of Nagito worshippers are severally against junko, but it's a slight chance that we aren't. On every day on November 27th, We gather 'round and worship nagito on all nagito posts. Nagito IS a true Lord.
Ex; Who do you worship?
I worship my Lord and Savior Nagito! In the name of hope! Nagitoism is the best!
Cool! I worship Junkois-
NO.
Nagitoism by Kokichididntdeservetodie November 12, 2020

Nagitoism 

Nagitoism is a religious group where we warship nagito. No worries, it’s fine if you Kin others
Boy: what’s your religion?
Me: Oh, Nagitoism.
Boy:what the hell is that?
Me: we warship nagito
Boy: who’s nagito?

Me: bye.
Nagitoism by Kxchixouma December 2, 2020

narutosexual 

1. The exclusive sexual attraction to Uzumaki Naruto from the popular Japanese anime and manga, "Naruto," and nothing/no one else.

2. The exclusive sexual attraction to narutomaki, a Japanese fish cake (kamaboko) topping on Japanese noodles, such as ramen.
Example (#1) Uchiha Sasuke

Someone: "Hey, Sasuke, are you gay? Girls drools all over you, yet you simply ignore them."

Sasuke: "Nah, dude. I'm narutosexual."

Example (#2)

Person A: "Wow, that narutomaki fish cake looks hot."
Person B: "Bro, are you like, narutosexual?"
narutosexual by kireibishoujo November 9, 2017

anarcho-NATOISM 

Facetious far-left political ideology for anarchists who support NATO defense from outside aggression. This ideology uses the prefix "anarcho-" to suggest it is a type of anarchism in the same way other ideologies do - anarcho-feminism or anarcho-syndicalism. Together with the acronym for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. NATO is often criticized by the left, which prompts some leftists who are not as critical of NATO to create this label.
"I think we should abolish the state, capitalism, and NATO is not perfect, but it is a valuable defense alliance against Russian aggression. You can call this anarcho-NATOISM!"
anarcho-NATOISM by LLexter December 29, 2022
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