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Narclon

Reference to military personnel who buy ridiculous amounts of unnecessary gear. This usually coincides with low self-esteem, lack of friends, and or sexual life.
"hey look at these fantastic new boots I got. They can hold four knives and an Uzi!"

"easy narclon, don't want you to have a seizure"
by Big Bear 13F October 27, 2009
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Narconap

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.
I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap
by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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narconon

NarCONon is a scam run by the Cult of Scientology. They use massive and unsafe doses of Niacin that have been shown to cause organ failure combined with hours on a treadmill and lengthy saunas instead of scientifically supported drug addiction treatment methods.

They insist that using only L. Ron Hubbard's "techniques" and rejecting all empirical science totally makes them not Scientology. They've repeatedly managed to finagle government grants for the nonsense in several countries, invariably leading to major scandals and ending the careers of politicians foolish enough to back them.
"Yeah, my mom sent me to NarCONon. They told me cocaine is stored in your body fat for years after you use it, so you have to sweat it all out. Because, you know, sweating totally cleans out your fat cells, and cocaine is totally fat soluble."

"Dude, NarCONon isn't Narcotics Anonymous. That's "NA". NarCONon is just a front for Scientology."
by Marc Abian November 10, 2013
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Narcton Diablo X

A veeeeeeeery really high quality level from the game "Geometry Dash" made by knali2001. Formerly on a list of hardest levels considered impossible, it was removed due to its quality.
Nathan: yo, you ever heard of Narcton Diablo X?

Jonathan: narcton diablo x

Nathan: narcton diablo x

Jonathan: yes
by dayuntayust September 14, 2021
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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