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Nappointment 

A nap taken at a specific time, or for a specific purpose.
Sheila had a one hour nappointment at 7 p.m., in order to ready herself for the nightclubbing that lay ahead.
Nappointment by TriggerBoston July 1, 2012
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Spooky Appointment 

a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
tim: lets go meow at a spooky appointment woof!!

pussy appointment 

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017

dick-sappointment 

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
dick-sappointment by diddy kong September 28, 2009

dick appointment 

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dick Appointment 

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick appointment 

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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