Nappy Bum - is when a female is wearing leggings that don't fit and are too big, instead of being tight & fitted.
This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
by SAMSKETCHSACH January 22, 2017
Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011
A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
by Ron Chandler March 22, 2016
by Alex and Luke September 18, 2007
by some polak September 18, 2004
by SBD March 27, 2005
slang word for a woman's vagina. doesnt matter the color of the woman or the amount of hair (presumably some hair if you are being literal). made famous by George Clinton and the Funkadelics and later tapped by Ice Cube in his song "givin up the nappy dugout". Finally, the term was used in the film "bulworth" by warren beaty's character after he picked up the term hanging in the hood.
"the nappy dugout, its where you gets the bugout"-bulworth
Everybody do it this time
Come play
In a nappy dugout (x2)
Hey!
-George Clinton and the Funkadeliks
Everybody do it this time
Come play
In a nappy dugout (x2)
Hey!
-George Clinton and the Funkadeliks
by dereka1a May 12, 2006