Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

Napoleon Boner Party by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

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Napoleon Bonerparte

Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.

Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte

Napoleon Bonerparte by oads December 9, 2009

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Napolean Bonerpart

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.

Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.

Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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