Naommunism

Naommunism is an ideology and type of regime whereby the supreme power holder: a Naoual gives high roles in the established hierarchy out of guilt because they bought themselves into those postitions and she wants to give something back. Naommunism at its finest!

I love Naommunism, its pay to win!

Naommunism by Commander Vartolu Salih April 21, 2020

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Nommunist

A person holding the tenets of nommunism, in that they are stationed at various open houses, parties, and many other places that have free food, and they prevent anybody from taking more than a standard serving of food so as to "deestreebute the food to everybody."

Josh: Dude we're the first to arrive at the school's open house!! Let's take a crapload of cookies!
Al: Good plan bro! *reaches for cookies*
Nommunist (in this case, a teacher): *slaps Al's hand* THERE MUST BE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY

Nommunist by Carlisle W. Jackson July 29, 2011

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Nommunism

Nommunism is a mix between neo and communism. The main nommunist political party in the UK is the Keep Left Delegation. Follow them on Instagram at keep_left_delegation and the other account: spooky_nommunist.

All parties that aren't supporting nommunism will be phased out

Nommunism by #nommunism December 18, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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