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A meeting place for influential roadmen(criminals)
Oi bruv u wanna go Nando’s

Ye of course blud

Cheeky nando's 

Nando's is a british restaurant chain which is particularly popular amongst groups of boys. These boys will invite all thier mates who they'll refer to as "the lads". They will take a selfie together where they all wear hype tank tops, skin tight jeans and nike hurraches accompanied with a snapback. They will caption this photo via instagram with " cheeky nando's with the lads" and maybe describe the experience as " top banta" . Describing it as cheeky is a popular trend amongst fuckboys and nothing about the experience is actually cheeky.
I went for a cheeky nando's today
Cheeky nando's by emily x May 19, 2015
A sweet as chicken restaurant, with extra spicy peri-peri sauce.
'Yo G, lets go rep Nando's for lunch'
'Man, that place is nang. I'm gonna have chicken burger with peri-peri sauce!'
Nando's by Spillee February 23, 2008
To be buggered by a girl wearing an artificial phallus.
"I hear Lysander went to Nando's."
"Yea, he was bragging about on on the internet."
Nando's by Zefan January 13, 2008

nando's snob 

Someone who judges other people for not liking a spiciness as high as theirs
wIL: You can't handle the hot or medium heat unlike me!

Fred: Like seriously, what are you? A Nando's snob?
nando's snob by Wanghammer92 November 28, 2017

Nani’s Punani’s 

A word used to describe your Grandmas Vagina.
Oh my god, have you seen Grace’s Nani’s Punani’s? It’s so wide!