a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.

mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.

poo nanny by the one and only earpuller June 18, 2006

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Pooped in my pancy Nancy

The best nickname I have ever heard. I heard it from this tall asian kid in Minnesota referring to his female friend (I assume her name was Nancy)

"Hey Pooped in my pancy Nancy!"

Pooped in my pancy Nancy by Mr. AmazingAwesomeMan December 6, 2011

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pooh nanny

A female whom you would not suspect of, but thoroughly enjoys anal penetration. Usually a woman past her college years.

Katherine is a pooh nanny; she took it up the ass last night. It just so happens she requested it.

pooh nanny by Phil A. Sheoh August 28, 2006

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