Rick Santorum's dog Mahound was terrified--he was under 18 in dog years and
Rick is president of NAMDLA. Santorum's previous pet
Max ended up sore and covered with Santorum. His friend Ginger did not end up with Santorum on her, but instead gave birth to the ugliest and dumbest puppies he had ever seen. The
pound put them to sleep before they could damage the country.