NAMDLA 

National Man-on-Dog Love Association. Former Senator Rick Santorum is President. They advocate legalization of sex with canines under 18 dog-years old.

Rick Santorum's dog Mahound was terrified--he was under 18 in dog years and Rick is president of NAMDLA. Santorum's previous pet Max ended up sore and covered with Santorum. His friend Ginger did not end up with Santorum on her, but instead gave birth to the ugliest and dumbest puppies he had ever seen. The pound put them to sleep before they could damage the country.

NAMDLA by Mark_RS March 8, 2011

NAMBLA 

(North American Man-Boy Love Association) - Most fucked up group in the world. They think they have rights, but let's face it - no one has the right to take advantage of, rape, and mentally corrupt children.

NAMBLA by Anonymous August 5, 2003

NAMBLA 

The National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes, is a group of people that look much alike as famous celebrity Marlon Brando

Eric Cartman was offered to join Nambla, but mistook it and accidently went to the North American Man Boy Love Association

NAMBLA by DrSTeezy May 18, 2011

NAMBLA 

North American Man/Boy Love Association. They believe that it is perfectly natural for 30 year old men to have sex with adolescent boys. I believe they are sick, twisted bastards.

NAMBLA is NOT condoned by the gay community.

NAMBLA by Tereth March 2, 2005

nambla 

The North American Man Boy Love Association, a small group of pedophiles who think it's OK for adult men to have sex with young boys. The second most hated organization in the USA next to the KKK

NAMBLA, contrary to popular belief, is not a fictional invention of the writers of South Park

nambla by Rattus cattus October 9, 2006

NAMBLA 

North American Marlon Brandow Look Alikes. The other NAMBLA is bad, but these guys are okay.

(Swat team busts in) "NAMBLA! We've got you now!"

(NAMBLA guy) "No, we're the North American Marlon Brandow Look Alikes."

(SWAT guy) "Damn!"

NAMBLA by Marlon Brandow December 30, 2008

NAMBLA 

The National Man-Boy Love Association. They are a group of men, mostly over 30, who like to date/have sex with underage boys. They like to use historical "evidence" like how in ancient Greece, this sort of thing was tolerated, to try and support their movement. (They also like to take text from books, out of context, to support their movement, the author unaware of their doing so, thus making that author look bad.)

Many people don't even realize the group exists and assume it was something made up for that episode of "South Park", which unfortunately is false.

'Butterfly Kisses' is the lesser-known female equivalent of the group. It is based out of Sweden. Both groups make honest, lawful tax-paying gays and lesbians look really, really bad.

NAMBLA by Ryan Thompson June 21, 2004