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Nah, I'm Just Beau 

"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.
"Charlie, I can't believe you got away with smacking our hot principal's ass!"

"Nah, I'm just Beau"

Nah, man, I'm just... 

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...
*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

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Please?

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Nah, man, I'm just... by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

Nah Im Just Playin 

Nah Im Just Playin A phrase people use when they make an insulting joke but dont mean it for real, its meant as a joke they say half of the joke then say "Nah Im Just Playin"
You Are Stup, "Nah Im Just Playin"