*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*
What the fuck?
What?
You're jabbing me with your elbow.
Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.
No. You did it on purpose.
You can'
t know that! You can'
t read my mind.
Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don'
t it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?
Well.... Um.....
Exactly. I don'
t have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I
mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.
You wouldn'
t hurt a
guy with a disability would you?
....................
Please?
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