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Niggarunner 

The term niggarunner refers to a niggafied resident (preferable of African decent, mostly from Nigeria) that is exceedingly good at the art of running. This is a naturally developed skilled that comes with increased amounts of melanin, developed to combat a major disadvantage that niggarunners face every day, the police. The police usually chase niggarunners for 3 main reasons , Possession of Drugs (preferably crack or weed depending on the financial situation of the niggafied citizen), Third degree murder (commonly the niggarunner's girlfriend) and lastly rape(usually attractive girls aging from 16 - 21). The speed at which they are able to run has not been tested to its full potential, they are able to efficiently outrun all police vehicles with ease, we tested their speed against the latest Lamborghini supercar, which they surpassed doing twice the speed of sound at an acceleration of up to 1.000.000.000m/s^2. It is commonly believed that nasa uses niggarunners to power their spaceship engines as no item known to man can be as powerful as a niggarunner
Steve the policeman: "Ohh jesus lord its Lebron the Niggarunner again, i bet he has crack on him, i can tell from his skin tone"
Bill the policeman: "Yes steve, i tried using my latest nuclear powered rocketship to chase him but he is just too fast"
Niggarunner by ShitsJustAJoke November 29, 2020
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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