Nacaio

Rolling down prairie in the mitsubishi
Put my head down there and shit got fishy
Got the Parking brake erect

Her teeth drew blood now my foreskin wrecked
(Ouch)
She blew my pride when I asked if she shaved
I sometimes i wish that I didn't get her laid
My balls so blue that I think they I think they askew
Flossing with her pubes,

Damn should've used lube
Whatever's down there gonna give me the flu
I'm pretty sure I was thrown for a loop
Don't know if I gave consent to you
Gotta go and post hashtag me too

Her feet slapped the dome light off
Now we in the dark and my dick made her cough
My Keys fell out onto the floor
(Burp)
Now i'm slamming her head right against the door
That ass went down at the wrong angle
Dick bent back, fuck! it's mangled
Cum in her hair

And got all tangled
(Grrr)
Face all blue from my hands she's strangled
Her vaginal canal the width of a bagel

Now I'm pissed off cause my dick got broke
(Snap sound)
Open my hand

Now I wrap it round her throat

Eyes bulge out and i hope she don't croak
Lights up my blunt and she starts to toke
She use up all my kush

Now all i got is coke
Everytime she snarls it sound like rabies
Forgot to wrap up

hope she don't have my babies
This shit so sticky
Her dad saw the hickies

I just can't cum my dick singin the blues
Arches her back got my hand like a noose
Let's out a groan as her genitals shoot
Now my dick covered.

Nacaio

by Asher grey December 26, 2020

Nacanowhere, Texas

A city in Texas (Nacogdoches) that is in the middle of nowhere and the most exciting thing to do is go to Walmart.

When I look around and see nothing but a Walmart and a few fast food resteraunts, I know I have landed in Nacanowhere, Texas.

by The fighting lumberjack March 21, 2011

nacation

a vacation one spends bum naked, especially on a beach.

The guys are spending their nacation on the Riviera.

by uttam maharjan February 24, 2010

Nacio

Will be gay for a while. goes straight for the pussy. is a bottom.

Person 1: "I heard that gay dude smashed a straight girl last week."
Person 2: "He's such a nacio."

by ilovepalmtrees October 14, 2018

Nacious

Alternative term for Nauseous. The way that it is spelled in Reno, NV.

That food made me feel nacious. I might vomit.

by AAAYZACHEE January 7, 2011

nacioto

Another term that can be used by surfers in terms of "being chill"

"Nacioto dude, im gonna go ride the waves."

by Keanu420 April 2, 2017

atletico nacional

a popular soccer(futbol) team based in Medellin colombia. the team bears jersey with a small castle with "A/N" inside the crest, the jersey is green and white stripes going vertical, with the words Postobon written in the frount. They are often called "los verdes" or "rey de copas" as their nick name.

atletico nacional is sponcerd by Postobon

by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011