NUP NUP NUP 

this is a bum sex word.. cant get any better. if theres an uncomfortable silence, just yell NUP NUP NUP and everything turns out okay... usually yelled out in the middle of maths if one is bored or has one of those impulses. never be afraid to yell NUP NUP NUP

*a girl is sitting totally bored and dying in math class. she stands up* hmmm omy everyone---NUP NUP NUP!!!!!!

NUP NUP NUP by Cimarron June 10, 2006

pre-nup 

Shorthand for "Pre-nuptial agreement".

-This is a contract signed by both partners of the marriage before it happens, limiting the rights of one partner or both on event of divorce.

Pre-nups are a long way from total acceptance anywhere in the world, but in the next ten years it is quite likely that more of these will find their ways into a mrriage.

No bitch be marryin' me without a pre-nup.

pre-nup by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

Nup 

'Nup' is the opposite of 'Yup'

Nup means you don't want to do something, or you disagree with something.

Dave- "Wanna go to the movies bro?"

Mikey- "Nup bro. I just wanna relax."

Nup by Nupqueen00 July 28, 2014

pre-nup 

A contract made between a man and a woman before marriage so that if a divorce should occur the property and money and other assets will be split or taken by the man or wife.

If you aint no punk holla We Want Pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half

pre-nup by We want pre-nup YEAH! December 28, 2005

PRE-NUP 

A useless legal document easily voided by even the most average of divorce attorneys.What she does'nt get in alimony
or property settlement...she will more than get in CHILD SUPPORT.Why do you think she had them?

DIVORCEE'- "What are we gonna do? I stupidly signed that damn
pre-nup eight years ago.'The fuck was I thinking?"

ATTORNEY- "We're good.Courts care about the welfare of the
child over anything.Did I mention they don't
make you document where...or how you spend child
support payments? Little Emily is worth about
20 grand a month based on his present income.
The judge is a woman.I'll probably get you 25."

DIVORCEE'-"I think I love you."

ATTORNEY-"After this is over we'll do a weekend down in
St.Bartts.Bring your pill."

PRE-NUP by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006

pre-nup 

A legal document signed before marriage to level the playing so that the dominant bread winner (preferrably the male) will not have to worry about his wife strangling him by the balls during a messy divorce.

It assures that at the most, she'll retain the kids, but will not gain any financial liability in the assets of the man that was made either before or during the marriage.

Since 50% of all women have a hidden agenda of gaining finacial stability and a sexual dynamo in a spouse...it regulates that YOU DON'T GET SHIT if we split!!!!!!

(Argument between a husband and wife) Fuck you bitch, since your dumbass signed this pre-nup, that means that I keep the house AND I don't have to put up with your shit. So YOU and YOUR kids can both get the fuck out! I'm THE GODDAMN KING of MY domain!!!

pre-nup by Mr. Dwayne November 10, 2004

pre-nup 

Prenuptial agreement.

Theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce.

A temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control.

Joe watched in horror as his ex-wife Suzy tore up the pre-nup document in the courtroom and the judge ordered him to hand over his house and life-savings to her.

pre-nup by sarcastic May 29, 2004