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npgmf

no pussy getting mother fucker

no - Etymology: Middle English, from Old English nA, from ne not + A always; akin to Old Norse & Old High German ne not, Latin ne-, Greek nE
1 a chiefly Scottish : NOT b -- used as a function word to express the negative of an alternative choice or possibility <shall we go out to dinner or no>

pussy - pussy

getting - Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse geta to get, beget; akin to Old English bigietan to beget, Latin prehendere to seize, grasp, Greek chandanein to hold, contain
transitive senses
1 a : to seek out and obtain <hoped to get dinner at the inn> b : to obtain and bring where wanted or needed <get a pencil from the desk>

mother fucker - mother fucker
I haven't been laid in months. I'm an NPGMF.
by NLL July 15, 2005
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NPGMF

An individual that refuses to seek out and pound pussy, he'd rather sit in his room jerking off to UFC and Forza Motosport. There is always one in every group of friends, the kid who goes to sleep at 11 on weekends, chases beer with water, and somehow manages to fumble every time he gets to the goalline. yeah, that guy. The No Pussy Getting Mother Fucker.
Fra- So whats good for tonight niggas?
Guido- We're gonna hit up the football house, gonna be mad pussy. Whose driving?
Jay- I guess i'll drive cause Kelvin's already wrecked and Daniel's in his room sleeping.
Guido- Sleeping? its fucking 10 oclock, hes such a NPGMF
by WallyTheMuffBandit November 6, 2012
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Npgmf

by Pseuonymus June 1, 2018
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NAGMF

NAGMF Pronouced Nag-muff is an acronym which stands for Non-Ass Getting Mother Fucker. A NAGMF is a fella that lacks the ability to sexually attain members of the opposite sex. A NAGMF will usually spend his evenings drinking heavily and bullshitting with his fellow NAGMF's; which will usually lead to his eventual forgetting of why he went out in the first place-to find women.
John: I'm gonna pack a fat lipper and talk to this chick

Ryan: Never gonna happen. You're a NAGMF!

John: What's a NAGMF?

Ryan: You're a NAGMF ya non-ass gettin' mother fucker!
by S/O 4 March 1, 2010
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npgf

by mmmmmmmeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee March 7, 2009
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Npmf

"want me to take out the trash, mom? Npmf"

Must be used in a nonchalant tone. Cannot be used in anger or with malice intent.

Created by Bill C. Renown created of other terms such as as Jkmf and Hbmf.
by Billcap1 October 1, 2011
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