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NAGMF Pronouced Nag-muff is an acronym which stands for Non-Ass Getting Mother Fucker. A NAGMF is a fella that lacks the ability to sexually attain members of the opposite sex. A NAGMF will usually spend his evenings drinking heavily and bullshitting with his fellow NAGMF's; which will usually lead to his eventual forgetting of why he went out in the first place-to find women.

John: I'm gonna pack a fat lipper and talk to this chick

Ryan: Never gonna happen. You're a NAGMF!

John: What's a NAGMF?

Ryan: You're a NAGMF ya non-ass gettin' mother fucker!

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Nagmar

1) A smart af guy who knows they the shit

Eg. Yooo Sabrina just got 100%

2) The light that gives you your knowledge
Eg Steve: What was Einstein IQ again?
Logan: Like 160

Steve: that guy must have had hella nagmar!

Nagmar by Telshak7648 May 18, 2019

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Namfon

Beautiful girl, she is a great friend and you don't want to lose her as your friend (or girlfriend ;)). Funny af and is the most craziest person alive. She loves eating food so if you would take her on a date, taket her to a food place.

OMG I totally want to be her friend omg she's so funny.

Yo that Namfon girl, is so pretty

Namfon by heeeeedddddxxxxxx December 12, 2016

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nagma

a pretty girl that boys drool over. she is funny caring and aggressive and her name means star.

nagma is very funny

nagma by my moneys September 17, 2018

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NAMF

Acronym used to abbreviate the phrase 'not a massive fan of', for use when wishing to display any emotion between strong hatred or fear and dislike bordering on ambivalence.

1. Q: Fancy seeing my tarantula?

A: Nah, NAMF spiders

2. Q: What do you think of the new *insert film here* film?

A: NAMF tbh

3. Q: Did you see that Girl *insert name here* got with last night?

A: yeh! eeew! NAMF that!

NAMF by dictionary44 September 19, 2010

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Nagmare

An unpleasant dream that can cause a strong emotional response to your spouse/partners persistant annoying and irritating fault-finding or urging to do chores...

I had another Nagmare last night about improper stacking of dishes in the dishwasher.

Nagmare by Rocky Shih Tzu January 3, 2019

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Namfah

Pretty

She is so namfah

Namfah by Llfgycy January 27, 2020

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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