The girls that go to this school are skinny af sluts. They are shit at everything they do and probably will be prostitutes someday. They are fucken snakes. Don't ever trust them because they will rat you out cause that's what snakes do.
Kelly: "Hey what school do you go to?"
Jessica: "NPGHS"
Kelly: "Ew go away u ain't my friend anymore slut"
Jessica: "Woah calm down bitch"
Kelly: "see? Exactly my point- you call ppl names and u r a bitch"
Jessica: "Wait but you just-"
Kelly: "No no no, enough. Shutupandgoaway"
A move in germanscat films involving a hose, in which the hose is put in the rear end of one participate. Once said hose is placed the other places their mouth around the hose and tries to manually give the other an enima.
I ate so much Taco Bell, it felt like someone Nighswongered me.
Also known as No Pussy Getting Syndrome. Symptons may included breakout of pimples (acne), non stop masturbating, and anger problems. NPGS can lead to depression and there for lead to suicide. The only way to not aquire it is to get a girlfriend or have some sex.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.