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now what? 

"Now what?" is a phrase signifying boredom, a lack of topics to discuss, or a greeting after a brief to intermediate pause in conversation. It is common to see the term "dunno" follow as a response.
Speaker 1: "Now what?"

Speaker 2: "Dunno."
now what? by Blueberry Yum Yum March 27, 2008

Now What? 

Repeated in a accusatory string, this bullying and demanding retort is screamed with spit and piss when one woman gains the upper hand in an argument.
TV Show Host: You ARE the father!

Show Guest/Baby Momma: NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?
Now What? by jiminton August 10, 2012

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe 

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.
nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*

say what now 

a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated
in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)
say what now by ap1938 November 11, 2013

Who shot who in the what now? 

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.
Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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