NOT OG 

Devin Padildo

DeViN iS a BrOkEn CoNdOm AnD iS nOt Og

NOT OG by The Karchoomiploo Kids December 21, 2018

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

It’s not Ogre yet by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

i'm not okaay but i am ogay 

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022

notography 

The lazy act of taking a photo of notes instead of writing them down.

Jim, please record what's on the whiteboard and send me the notes. Jim has no time so he pulls out his smartphone and begins his notography which he later sends to his boss.

notography by smrmf November 26, 2013

notogenic 

when one is not good at being in pictures at all

She canceled her Instagram account when she realized she was notogenic.

notogenic by 5limb Martini November 5, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019