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One who is a dickbag, and likes to hand out undeserved punishments to those he does not know. Also one who is a complete dildo. One whose name can be made to sound like "Padildo".
Dude, i cant believe Padildo got me demoted for being 5 minutes late to the 15 minutes prior.
padildo by fucktard69 October 5, 2008
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Andrew padildo 

he is a jew, a twat, a wean, sleuth,and a hebrew
don't turn around fatima Andrew Padildo is staring at you
Andrew padildo by momswerdna June 26, 2017
an automotive vehicle that only has one working headlight.
I can't believe my mother's car is a freakin' padido!
padido by Atom Bom December 9, 2007
a game where a groupd of people ride in a car at night trying to find other cars on the road with only one working head light, once a person sees this car he\she must shout padido then every one else must say the word padido last person to say padido must take a peice of clothing off if a person runs out of cloths then they must perform sexual favors to the person who yells out padido first
man you should of been there we were playing padido and this girl ran out of cloths so she had to make out with me it was awsome
padido by evan7 December 8, 2007
Car with only 1 heardlight working
Damn, that cop car is a padido!
Padido by Wayne December 7, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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