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When the position of shotgun has already been filled the rest of the passengers call out "Not bitch" in order to not have to sit in the middle seat (aka bitch seat)
Greg: Not bitch
CHarlie: Not bitch
Cameron: not... oh fuck u guys, i dont even know why i hand out with u assholes
not bitch by G Kizzle December 21, 2007
intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.
Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"
not bitch by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

Not-Bitch 

The worst seat in a car besides bitch (back middle). Whoever sits in it must get out or slide over to the middle if a 5th person gets in the car.
Dammit, i have to sit not-bitch.
Not-Bitch by Boyofthenight January 2, 2010

I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA 

When you don't feel bad for something you did wrong.
Freind: Ow bitch you almost broke my fucking arm
Freind: oops I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

I'm not your bitch

A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."
Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!
I'm not your bitch by Matjlav August 30, 2006

I'm not your bitch

A response to obnoxious people who demand you to do their crap. They will request something unreasonable or treat you like "their bitch"
Obnoxious "When I tell you to do something You do it." Response "I'm not your bitch"
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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