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homosexual

A person who is attracted to someone of the same gender. A word guaranteed to pull many preachy political statements from people who think they're better than you.
Person A: Homosexuality is not a bad thing! Gays are people just like you are. There's nothing wrong with bei--
Person B: Stfu, no one cares.
by Matjlav September 13, 2008
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homosexual

A person who is attracted to someone of the same gender. A word guaranteed to pull many preachy political statements from people who think they're better than you.
Person A: Homosexuality is not a bad thing! Gays are people just like you are. There's nothing wrong with bei--
Person B: Stfu, no one cares.
by Matjlav September 14, 2008
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I'm not your bitch

A sentence used for a person being bossy who refuses to do anything himself, saying that you are not his personal slave, or "bitch."
Bob: Hey, Jim, mind grabbin me a Coke?
Jim: Okay.
Bob: Hey, get me a box of tissues.
Jim: Uggh, okay, fine.
Bob: Can you get me the remote for the TV?
Jim: Shut up and do it yourself. I'm not your bitch!
by Matjlav August 30, 2006
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