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When a guy has acted like a complete Nob.
That was a nobbery of a situation Jeff!
Nobbery by JustLeahh July 5, 2021
Words you can keep
I engaged in copious nobbery with some canadian bitch, lol
Nobbery by poppabare April 26, 2011

Armed NOBbery 

When your sex life all about that thug life.

Origin: Sophie Marshall (holbury house wife).
"I can't wait for Samuel to give me a good armed NOBbery"
Armed NOBbery by Lucifer's lube June 24, 2023

cock nobber 

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'
cock nobber by rayman April 5, 2005
A word to describe someone who displays noob like behaviour.
Quit your nubbery Rowlo.
nubbery by EB K February 23, 2008

nobber of the week 

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.
nobber of the week by MikeB October 20, 2003
someone that has just done something really stupid
Rob smashed another vase....he is such a nobber
nobber by Roofromboundarymill January 19, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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