NHTMF

Not here to make friends.
Statement made by participants on reality TV shows when stating their case to the camera on why they are behaving the way they are--usually in a somewhat antisocial manner.

During one on one interview with contestants of reality television shows, a participant will state, "I am here to win. I am NHTMF."

by earlysnowdrop September 24, 2009

NITMFL

Not In The Mother Fucking Least. Prounouced "nit mif el".

Guy 1: "Yeah, she dumped you man. Do you still like her?"
Guy 2: "NITMFL"

by Ed 12345 July 12, 2007

NHWMF

Acronym for "No Hand Washing Mother Fucker."

As Dave entered the men's room, he saw NHWMF (aka: Joe) leave the stall and head straight for the door.

by PWDAD June 26, 2009

nitmft

Not in the mood for talking

Luke : wtf is wrong with you

Amy : stfu luke I'm nitmft

by Chicken heads May 4, 2017

ntmfm

Not to mother fuckin much

india: girl yo lace lifting

miyah: oh ntmfm

by harajukubratt September 16, 2022

vnjhy^trsdffgyhyk<&nhtfgdztxdr

when you smash your head on the computer.

that meme was so funny vnjhy^trsdffgyhyk<&nhtfgdztxdr

by MEMEMAN12344 February 19, 2019

NTMF

Not today, motherfucker.

Oh hell no, you're not cutting me off in line. Back off bitch! #NTMF

by Skizinator October 16, 2018