NHTMF

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Not here to make friends.
Statement made by participants on reality TV shows when stating their case to the camera on why they are behaving the way they are--usually in a somewhat antisocial manner.

During one on one interview with contestants of reality television shows, a participant will state, "I am here to win. I am NHTMF."

NHTMF by earlysnowdrop September 24, 2009

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NITMFL

Not In The Mother Fucking Least. Prounouced "nit mif el".

Guy 1: "Yeah, she dumped you man. Do you still like her?"
Guy 2: "NITMFL"

NITMFL by Ed 12345 July 12, 2007

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NHWMF

Acronym for "No Hand Washing Mother Fucker."

As Dave entered the men's room, he saw NHWMF (aka: Joe) leave the stall and head straight for the door.

NHWMF by PWDAD June 26, 2009

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nitmft

Not in the mood for talking

Luke : wtf is wrong with you

Amy : stfu luke I'm nitmft

nitmft by Chicken heads May 4, 2017

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ntmfm

Not to mother fuckin much

india: girl yo lace lifting

miyah: oh ntmfm

ntmfm by harajukubratt September 16, 2022

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vnjhy^trsdffgyhyk<&nhtfgdztxdr

when you smash your head on the computer.

that meme was so funny vnjhy^trsdffgyhyk<&nhtfgdztxdr

vnjhy^trsdffgyhyk<&nhtfgdztxdr by MEMEMAN12344 February 19, 2019

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NTMF

Not today, motherfucker.

Oh hell no, you're not cutting me off in line. Back off bitch! #NTMF

NTMF by Skizinator October 16, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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