NETOPS 

Busha chicken nugget biggie frosty yum yum, Solo. Hohohohoho!

Welcome to Wendy's can I take your order?

I have five chicken nuggets, please.

One five piece chicken nuggets!

No... five five piece chicken nuggets... please.

Oh.

NETOPS by Jabba D. Hut October 17, 2003

NETOPS 

the people who make your notwork a netbreak

I haven't been able to get any email for three weeks, NETOPS must be hard at work again.

NETOPS by HLPDSKBCH October 10, 2003

NETOPS 

IT Department known for their knowledge of the Wendy's Extra Value menu, not their ability to do anything to to keep the user's connected and working as they should.

Why is NetOps going to cover? They must all be at Wendy's!!!!

NETOPS by George October 13, 2003

Netopolis 

The central hub of technology and innovation, a place where progress is postmodern; websurfers seek sagacious words from the Oracle that dwells there.

Whilst travelling abroad in a lonesome carriage upon the dusted roads of a forsaken existence, Martin pondered the meaning of life and spoke thus, "To Netopolis I travel this eve on the ancient infobahn."

Netopolis by waldosziak March 7, 2012

netophile 

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

netophile by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

netosterone 

Netosterone, derived from the compound of "Net Testosterone." Anything that you can relate to male adolesence, including sexual arousal and the need to "prove oneself" only put on the internet. You can act like a hardass all you want online, but odds are if you said shit like that to that person in real life you'd get your ass laid out.

Netosterone? Yeah, you know. Netosterone.

netosterone by Anthony M. July 7, 2005

Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic

I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.

Netophobe by Ash Fab May 24, 2008