NEANS

STUFF
BEANS

these are some cool neans!
your neans are spilling!

by ESPBLLT October 21, 2008

nanse

Neck man purse. An extremely fashionable accessory. It's the twenty-second century fanny pack.

Jacob's nanse really compliments his eye color

by Urination Sensation Nation April 6, 2015

neasi

The Czech word meaning "I know right"

"He looks so dumb in that costume."
"Neasi.."

by fartxdddddplrprrprtptrfp November 21, 2020

i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

Neandergammon

pro-Brexit politicians who continue to believe Brexit is still a good thing for the United Kingdom and will argue against any sort of scrutiny based on facts and reality until pink in the face like an inbred pig.

See the news at 10 last night? There was this fucking Neandergammon prick on the telly making all sorts of wild claims about how its past March 29th and we are still in the EU. Maybe he's one of these tax fiddler cunts and wants out at any cost before the EU come chapping his door about his offshore bank account.

by Joe Smiff April 10, 2019

Neanderthesbian

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).

"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"

by The Lin August 27, 2009

neanderthug

A portmanteau of Neanderthal and thug. Ironic because the 'th' in both words should pronounced more like 'neander-tall' and 'tug' based on the German and Hindi etymologies. Often used to describe White people because only people with 100% Sub-Saharan African origins lack neanderthal DNA.

"Wow, Chad is such a neanderthug!"

"I know, he behaves like an animal!"

by neanderthugexpert July 18, 2017