NAD

An abbreviation used on reddit as a disclaimer that the medical advice given is not that of certified professional opinion.

I’m not a doctor (NAD), but that wound looks infected. I would clean the injury regularly and use antibiotic ointment.

by Pooh bee May 23, 2020

NAD

Acronym: NAD is a medical term meaning 'No Apparent Distress'.

Doctors Note:
This patient is complaining of difficulty breathing but is in NAD.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

NAD

Spitting straight facts. When you're really serious.

It's not about the bread, it's about the people you meet. NAD 2021

by Bears Deluxe December 22, 2021

NAD

Literal meaning: Not A Dud
NAD: (1) NADs are the opposite of DUDs. NADs don't like DUDs (Duds), don't hang out with DUDs, and definitely don't want to be DUDs. NADs do what they want, have fun, party hard, and believe that we are all only young once--so live it up now!

Kate: Are you going out tonight?
Alex: No, I am going to stay home by myself and hang out with my cat while you go out with our friends to a bar have fun.
Katie: I thought you were a NAD?
Alex: I guess I am a DUD.

by Katie Schriver September 13, 2008

nads

1. testicles
2. a hair-removal product

My nads were too hairy, so I put Nads on them.

by pornstar1776769 June 18, 2003

nad

testicle (male, mammal anatomy)

Don't make me kick you in the nads, Beavis.

by spencer February 1, 2003

nads

ALternate moniker to 'gonads' or 'testicles'.

That dude has big nads.

Yeah, we'll that's what they pay him the big porn bucks for.

by Brugz January 19, 2003