Zig's definitions

dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

honey pot

In the age of outhouses, the honey pot was the pot one would urinate in if they didn't fee like going outside to the outhouse.

There was a blizzard, so Henry decided to use the honey pot instead of freezing his ass off.

by ZIG January 4, 2005

cookie waza

Cookie Waza is a technique in martial arts (especially jujitsu) in which you grab your opponents testicles and twist. It is also known as the "five on two"

All drunken frat bastards deserve the cookie waza so that they won't be able to pass down their fratty genes.

by Zig May 13, 2005

turbo wedgie

n. the act of pulling upwards on the waistband of the recipient's underwear with sufficient force to snap the underwear. In extreme cases this results in complete removal of the underwear. Most easily performed on someone wearing a thong.

Kath's thong was clearly visible above the top of her jeans, inviting a turbo wedgie.

by Zig April 28, 2004

prawnt

a variation of "pwned" or "pwnt"

O!LL j00r7EH PR4Wn7~!!

by Zig January 6, 2004

yeti

Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'

"The yeti is a god!"

by Zig March 13, 2003

SP

Standard Pressure; 760 torr, 14.7 psi, etc.

Charles' Law works as long as the setup remains at SP.

by Zig April 2, 2003