spencer's definitions

cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team

Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.

by Spencer April 23, 2005

pimp

It means you have three dates to homecoming.

"I have three dates to homecoming. I'm a pimp."

by Spencer September 28, 2004

kankle spanker

someone who continusly strokes their kankles until they reach their maximum level of pleasure.

timmy is a kankle spanker

by spencer December 19, 2004

Majumbos

slang for a woman's breasts.

"My god, look at her majumbos, they're huge."

by Spencer February 3, 2004

goro

A large, 4-armed humanoid with a hunger for human suffering. His ability (more like the aggressive implementation of his want) to vote as many times as possible was the cause of the re-election of George W. Bush in 2004. Many have banded together in the past in an attempt to stop him, but have always chickened out. I mean, who's going to even say something to him? He's fucking Goro for christ's sake!

Goro is selling gift-wrap to raise money for his high school class. I bought as much as I could afford, and he still trashed my yard.

by Spencer January 2, 2005

neo geo

Just a variation to add:

Don't make me supersize your McNeo ass.

by Spencer February 3, 2003

mass transport

Catholic School/Church Bus

Amen. Now we shall take mass transport to the cathedral.

by Spencer March 8, 2003